The best football jokes

Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents. Surprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean? The blonde girlfriend replied all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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More jokes about: football, game
A first-grade teacher can't 
believe her student isn't hepped up about the Super Bowl. "It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?" "Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student. "Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?" "Then I'd be a football fan."
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama


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