What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.