The best game jokes

Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
has 48.14 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories. The manager comes over, "Could you go to your rooms now, please?" "Why?!" "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: game
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, 'peanuts'".
has 47.44 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: cat, doctor, game, sport
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