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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: game, money, women
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, soccer
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
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