How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.