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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: game, money, women
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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