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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.01 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
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