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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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