Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.