Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.