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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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has 49.63 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, game, money, Santa
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: game, sport
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