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A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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