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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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