# The best game jokes

What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 57.25 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. The retiree replied, "Oh great! NOW you tell me!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, old people
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
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