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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, old people
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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