The best game jokes

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
has 50.90 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
has 49.18 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
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