Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"