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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, game, money, Santa
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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