When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.