Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?"
"Because theres to many cheetahs."
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town.
What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Peter goes golfing every Saturday.
One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late.
His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"
Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had.
We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."
Peter's wife says, "OMG!
That's terrible!"
Peter says, "I know.
Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.