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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, soccer
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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