Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.