The best game jokes

Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 56.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.31 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport, wife
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
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