Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"