Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.