Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king