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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 51.78 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport, wife
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, old people
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 51.11 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories. The manager comes over, "Could you go to your rooms now, please?" "Why?!" "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: game
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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