How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.