The best game jokes

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, weather
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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