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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
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