Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.
Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.
"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.
"Oh great!
NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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