A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.