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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 51.42 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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