The best game jokes

Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 52.11 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, game
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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