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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, marriage, Valentines day
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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