Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards.
If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up.
Birth control would come in ale or lager.
Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand.
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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