Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.