The best game jokes

When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: funeral, game, sport
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, marriage, Valentines day
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
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