Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.