The best gay jokes

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, gay, wife
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
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has 70.73 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dirty, gay
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!
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has 69.84 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.
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has 69.61 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, work
Three boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman. One of them runs away the other two stay to watch. The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away. Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?" He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."
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has 69.48 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: gay, kids, school, women
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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has 68.75 % from 560 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
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has 68.71 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills. When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand." The gay man stood up. The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns." "Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"
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has 68.56 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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has 68.32 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
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