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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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has 65.77 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, gay, sex
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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has 65.64 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 64.79 % from 315 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 64.49 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: baby, gay
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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has 63.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: church, disgusting, gay
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
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