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Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: beauty, gay, management, navy
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 64.90 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 64.86 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: baby, gay
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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has 64.17 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: church, disgusting, gay
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
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