The best gay jokes

As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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has 65.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 64.68 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: church, disgusting, gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 63.96 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: baby, gay
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
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