The best gay jokes

4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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has 67.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
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has 67.10 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: gay, kids
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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has 67.05 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
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has 66.37 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay, love, sex
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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has 65.47 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: church, disgusting, gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 65.23 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: baby, gay
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 65.00 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: gay
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