As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.