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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
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Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?" In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.
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