The best gay jokes

Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend... we both are dead!"
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has 62.71 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, doctor, gay
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 62.43 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
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has 62.02 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 61.45 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?" In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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has 60.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: gay
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
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