The best gay jokes

They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend... we both are dead!"
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has 62.61 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, doctor, gay
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 62.54 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
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has 61.60 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?" In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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has 61.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 60.73 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
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