Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A: He came home shit faced.
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An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor.
The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die.
As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar.
He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk."
And he entered the bar, drank and died.
At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street.
The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!"
"Why? I want to smoke so much."
"If you bend... we both are dead!"
Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.