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An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend... we both are dead!"
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has 62.76 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, doctor, gay
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 62.75 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
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has 62.32 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 61.43 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 60.46 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.
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has 60.32 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
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