The best gay jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 64.24 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend... we both are dead!"
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has 62.85 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, doctor, gay
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?" In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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has 62.74 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: gay
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
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has 62.08 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 62.01 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 61.56 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.
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has 59.73 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: gay
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