The best gay jokes

So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills. When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand." The gay man stood up. The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns." "Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"
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has 68.18 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: gay
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife.
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has 68.08 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: gay, wife
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 67.94 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
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has 67.90 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: gay, kids
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 67.21 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 66.76 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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has 65.49 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: gay
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