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Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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