The best geek jokes

Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 68.20 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math