Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Vote:
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
Vote:
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.