The best geek jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 68.77 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer