If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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