On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?