The best geek jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 68.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology