Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.