A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.