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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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