The best geek jokes

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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 69.55 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT