If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.