If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.