Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Vote:
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.