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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).