The best geek jokes

The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 70.56 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
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