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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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