The best geek jokes

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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