On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?