A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.