The best geek jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 68.25 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology