The best geek jokes

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology