UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!