If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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