Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.