The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Black holes are where God divided by zero.