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A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!