The best geek jokes

A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT