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Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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