Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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