The best geek jokes

On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 65.95 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT