The best geek jokes

Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 67.51 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
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