On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).