The best geek jokes

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science