Chuck Norris can access private methods.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."