The best geek jokes

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 66.04 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men