Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958