The best geek jokes

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Vote:
has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Vote:
has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Vote:
has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Vote:
has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Vote:
has 66.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Vote:
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Vote:
has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer