Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.