The best geek jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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