The best geek jokes

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 68.20 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
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