The best geek jokes

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science