A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.