The best geek jokes

Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 77.15 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 76.34 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 74.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: geek, life, math, science
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology