The best geek jokes

Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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