The best geek jokes

My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 75.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: geek, life, math, science
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science