The best geek jokes

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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