The best geek jokes

My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 79.96 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 78.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 78.90 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: geek, life, math, science
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 76.00 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science