The best geek jokes

A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 78.95 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: geek, life, math, science
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 75.74 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology