Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?