My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."