A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.