A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Vote:
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.