Q: How do you be pro in clash royale?
A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie."
Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte