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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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