The best geek jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, geek, hospital
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
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