Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.