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A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie."
Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale?
A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.