The best geek jokes

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, geek, hospital
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
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