The best geek jokes

Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, geek, hospital
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.81 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society. Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests. The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people. Host: Who have you brought along? Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost. A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people. Host: Who have you bought along? DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants. A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own. Host: Why haven't you brought anyone? SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan. 20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess. Host: Where have you been MySQL? MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, party, technology
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
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