What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.