The best geek jokes

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 55.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
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