The best geek jokes

A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: baby, geek, hospital
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
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