Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.