The best geek jokes

Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, geek, hospital
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
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