99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.