The best geography jokes

An accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai's. The lawyer started telling the accountant how he came to be there. "I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here." The accountant said, "I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insurance proceeds." The lawyer took another sip of his mai tai, and then asked in a puzzled voice, "How do you start a flood?"
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, lawyer
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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has 76.80 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: dad, geography, school, teacher
In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, memory, money, old people
Q: Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps? A: New Jersey got first pick.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geography, lawyer, mean
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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has 75.49 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: asian, cop, geography, work
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back – once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals: "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"
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has 71.58 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: car, geography, military, money