The best geography jokes

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geography, time, weather
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: family, football, geography, management, sport
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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has 68.26 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, kids, school
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 67.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work