The best geography jokes

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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has 68.23 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, kids, school
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 68.15 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: family, football, geography, management, sport
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.04 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women