The best geography jokes

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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