The best geography jokes

Q: Why can't women read maps? A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: geography, women
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back – once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals: "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"
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has 72.26 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: car, geography, military, money
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, doctor, geography, mean
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
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has 68.93 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, elephant, football, geography, memory
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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has 68.53 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, kids, school
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