The best geography jokes

Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: geography, technology, terrorist
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
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