The best geography jokes

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.55 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland. On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese. The young farmer's wife gave them a tour, a cheese making a demonstration, and finally some samples. As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats. She said, "This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?" An old lady piped up, "Honey, they take us on bus tours."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, food, geography, old people, travel
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography