The best geography jokes

God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 65.81 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland. On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese. The young farmer's wife gave them a tour, a cheese making a demonstration, and finally some samples. As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats. She said, "This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?" An old lady piped up, "Honey, they take us on bus tours."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, food, geography, old people, travel
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography