The best geography jokes

Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: family, football, geography, management, sport
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
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