The best geography jokes

A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland. On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese. The young farmer's wife gave them a tour, a cheese making a demonstration, and finally some samples. As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats. She said, "This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?" An old lady piped up, "Honey, they take us on bus tours."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, food, geography, old people, travel
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography