The best geography jokes

Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography