The best geography jokes

Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: geography, school, teacher
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bird, geography, travel, winter
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia. Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family. The package always says: "Just add water." Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup. The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out. One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder. Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water. However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting. The family still eats it though just to be polite. A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, family, food, geography
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
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