Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA?
A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse.
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia.
Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family.
The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/
Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup.
The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out.
One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder.
Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water.
However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting.
The family still eats it though just to be polite.
A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!