Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.