The best god jokes

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 55.17 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, money
Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" "Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he's not going to notice you." Sure enough, Marge's husband crawled into bed, but as he pulled up the covers, he exposed six feet. "Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!" "Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again." The husband got out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. By damn, you're right, dear."
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has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: drunk, god, husband, marriage
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
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