The best god jokes

Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 42.66 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: god, life
One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third blond had seen how this worked out for the other two, so she also prayed to god saying, "please god, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned her into a man. He looked at the map, then walked upstream and across the bridge.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god, travel
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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has 38.94 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: god, racist
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
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