The best god jokes

God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third blond had seen how this worked out for the other two, so she also prayed to god saying, "please god, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned her into a man. He looked at the map, then walked upstream and across the bridge.
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god, travel
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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has 38.57 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: god, racist
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
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