Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"