The best god jokes

Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: god, love, women
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
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