The best god jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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