Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.