The best god jokes

Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
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has 34.70 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: god, sex, time
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 34.54 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
A Preacher and a lawyer both go to heaven at the same time and the Preacher receives his gifts that he had expected and he sees that the lawyer gets this big house and pool. The Peacher asked God: "Why is it that I get the things I've wanted, but the lawyer gets all that?" God Replied: "He is the first lawyer to make it into Heaven."
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: god, heaven, lawyer
Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: god, men
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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has 26.95 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: food, god, school, teacher
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 24.28 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
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