The best Halloween jokes

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, kids
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, Halloween
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, Halloween
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank. Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, Halloween, life
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, Halloween, kids, mean, men
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
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