Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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