The best Halloween jokes

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, Halloween
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank. Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, Halloween, life
It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, Halloween, kids, mean, men
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, Halloween
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, kids
Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, Halloween
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
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