The best Halloween jokes

Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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