On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Vote:
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Vote:
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Son: "What are you going to be for Halloween dad?"
Me: "Drunk"
Son: "What's mom gonna be?"
Me: "Mad"
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Vote:
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Vote:
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Vote: