On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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