On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Hypocrisy: When a Jehovahs Witness doesn't celebrate Halloween because they don't like random people knocking on their doors.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.