On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it's Halloween!
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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