Joke #8563

On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.

Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.

It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

Hypocrisy: When a Jehovahs Witness doesn't celebrate Halloween because they don't like random people knocking on their doors.