On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."