On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank. Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin.