On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children?
A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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