On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
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A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat".
The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as.
"I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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