Joke #8563

On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!" "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, "You're going out as that?" "Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."

After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth

For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.

Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.

Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.