On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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A: Wrap music!
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
Forget the ships.
My lighthouse, my rules...
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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