The best health jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, health
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Vote: has 56.05 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: health, lesbian
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
Vote: has 55.87 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, health
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, elephant, health