The best health jokes

Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, health, medical
Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
Phone a friend and tell them you're a doctor, and you're very, very sorry, but you did everything you could to save their... then pretend that the connection dropped out. Wait a couple beats, then give your deepest condolences. Then hang up.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, health, phone
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
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