The best health jokes

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: drug, health, life
The nose drops „Big smeller" – let´s have a blow-out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, medical
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