What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.