The best health jokes

The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 61.98 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, health, internet
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Phone a friend and tell them you're a doctor, and you're very, very sorry, but you did everything you could to save their... then pretend that the connection dropped out. Wait a couple beats, then give your deepest condolences. Then hang up.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, health, phone
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 61.04 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 60.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
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