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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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