The best health jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, health, life, wife, work
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, health, masturbation
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, health
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
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