The best health jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
An old man goes to his doctor. The doctor says "I got some bad news for you. you have Cancer and you have Alzheimer's." And the old man says "At least I don't have Cancer."
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has 78.13 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, old people
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 77.88 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 77.76 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 77.50 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: doctor, friendship, health, memory, money
"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?" "First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health, kids
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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has 76.88 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, health
Teacher (on phone): "You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?" Voice: "This is my father."
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dad, health, kids, teacher
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