The best health jokes

Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 78.02 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 78.00 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, health, life
Drink water, let's surprise the liver!
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, health
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: doctor, friendship, health, memory, money
Teacher (on phone): "You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?" Voice: "This is my father."
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dad, health, kids, teacher
Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.
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has 77.36 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Did you hear about the man whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, health
The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news and some bad news." "What's the bad news?" asks the accused. "The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it." "What's the good news?" "Your cholesterol is 130."
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, lawyer, prison
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
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