The best health jokes

Did you hear about the man whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, health
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 73.31 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, viagra
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
GOD said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” “Gladly, Lord,” replied Adam. “What do you want me to do?” “Go down into the valley.” “What’s a valley?” asked Adam. God explained to him, then said, Cross the river.” “What’s a river?” God explained it to him, and then continued, “Go over the hill…”. “What’s a hill?” God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.” “What’s a cave?” After God explained, he said, “In the cave you will find a woman.” Adam asked, “What’s a woman?” So God explained that to him too. He continued, “I want you to reproduce.” “How do I do that?” “Jeez,” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam. He liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.” A little while later, Adam returned and asked God, “What’s a headache?”
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has 72.55 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: god, health, sex, women
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: health
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
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