The best health jokes

What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: health
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
GOD said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” “Gladly, Lord,” replied Adam. “What do you want me to do?” “Go down into the valley.” “What’s a valley?” asked Adam. God explained to him, then said, Cross the river.” “What’s a river?” God explained it to him, and then continued, “Go over the hill…”. “What’s a hill?” God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.” “What’s a cave?” After God explained, he said, “In the cave you will find a woman.” Adam asked, “What’s a woman?” So God explained that to him too. He continued, “I want you to reproduce.” “How do I do that?” “Jeez,” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam. He liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.” A little while later, Adam returned and asked God, “What’s a headache?”
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: god, health, sex, women
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, viagra
Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS? A: A sharp pain in the ass.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, sex
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 71.64 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
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