The best health jokes

Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, money
The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza. The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt. As if the health inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest. Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger. The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit. Shocked an bewildered, the health inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen. "That's nothing," replied the manager, "You should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, health, life
Drink water, let's surprise the liver!
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, health
Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 73.42 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS? A: A sharp pain in the ass.
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, sex
What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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has 73.38 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, health
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, viagra
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