The best history jokes

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: history, sport
DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: Random number generator determines grade. MUSIC DEPARTMENT: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: Everybody gets an A.
has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
[ancient greece] Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?" Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine." Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be." Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: history, teacher
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
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