The best history jokes

[ancient greece] Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?" Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine." Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be." Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: history, teacher
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked, "How do you know?" "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: history
DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: Random number generator determines grade. MUSIC DEPARTMENT: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: Everybody gets an A.
has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: history, Yo mama
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: history, kids
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