The best history jokes

Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: Random number generator determines grade. MUSIC DEPARTMENT: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: Everybody gets an A.
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
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