The best history jokes

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: history, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 27.77 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist