The best history jokes

Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: history, kids
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist