Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.