The best history jokes

Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: history, kids
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 27.73 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist