The best history jokes

“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 29.21 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist