Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.