“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.