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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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