How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.