Joke #724

How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!

What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?

Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.

What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."