Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.