Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.