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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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