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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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