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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 55.52 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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