Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"