Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.