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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
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