Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"