Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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