Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.