Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.