Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.