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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
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