Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.