Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.