Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.