Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.