The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 55.17 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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