Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.