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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 54.34 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 54.07 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
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