Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!