The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 53.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
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