Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.