Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!