The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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