You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.