Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.