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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
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