Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!