Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.