Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.