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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 54.29 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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