Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!