When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!