Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.