The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.52 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
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