Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!