The best insulting jokes

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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