Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Vote:
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.