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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
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