A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.