Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.