Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.