The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 44.46 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Vote: has 43.73 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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