Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.