Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.