Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.