Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!