Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.