Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.