The best insulting jokes

Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
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