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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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