Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."