The best insulting jokes

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Vote: has 39.90 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Vote: has 39.78 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Vote: has 39.39 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Vote: has 39.32 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

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