Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.