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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
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