Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.