Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.