Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!