Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.