Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!