A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.