Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.