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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
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