The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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