The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Vote:
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Vote:
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Vote:
has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Vote:
has 51.65 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
<<<34353637
More jokes →
Page 34 of 48.