Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.