Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!