Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!