Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!