The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Vote: has 39.50 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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