Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.