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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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