Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.