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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Vote: has 51.86 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Vote: has 51.83 % from 68 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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