Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.