Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.