Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.