The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me."
He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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