The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.