The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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