The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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