The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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