The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.