The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp.
The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom.
"First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is."
"Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate."
"Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"