The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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