The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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