The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.