The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.