The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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