The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.