How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.