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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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