A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."