A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.