Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.