Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.