The best IT jokes

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
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