If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training.
Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.