The best IT jokes

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
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