The best IT jokes

There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 64.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
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