Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies.
"I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.
To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.