A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies.
"I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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