Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.