The best IT jokes

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 66.14 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
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