It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.