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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
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