The best IT jokes

Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: IT
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 64.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
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