The best IT jokes

Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and... Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We await your direction.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, management, money, time
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: IT
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
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