The best IT jokes

Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT
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