The best IT jokes

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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