The best IT jokes

"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 63.88 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
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