Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!