The best IT jokes

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: god, IT
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
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