A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!