The best IT jokes

What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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Hit any user to continue.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society. Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests. The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people. Host: Who have you brought along? Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost. A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people. Host: Who have you bought along? DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants. A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own. Host: Why haven't you brought anyone? SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan. 20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess. Host: Where have you been MySQL? MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, party, technology
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 63.92 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
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