Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.