I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep. 
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems.
They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard."
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.