The best IT jokes

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong". The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, programmer, science, work
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
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