Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.