The best IT jokes

Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Vote:
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Vote:
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Vote:
has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Vote:
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Vote:
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Vote:
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
Vote:
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
<<<14151617
More jokes →
Page 14 of 35.