A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems.
They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard."
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.