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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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