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Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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