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Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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