Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.