The best IT jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: god, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
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