The best IT jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
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