The best IT jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 63.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
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