Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider