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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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