The best IT jokes

E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: IT
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