Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.
To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies.
"I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!