The best IT jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and... Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We await your direction.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT, management, money, time
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
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