Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.