The best IT jokes

Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
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