Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and... Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We await your direction.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.