Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hell.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Vote:
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
Vote:
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.