The best IT jokes

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: god, IT
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
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