The best IT jokes

Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: god, IT
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
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