Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"