When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older."
Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now."
Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
