What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!