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Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, "Who is the king of the jungle?" and the deer replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, "Who is the king of the jungle?" The zebra replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. "Who is the king of the jungle?" he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, "Okay, okay, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the answer."
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an old lady across the street. Amazed the man follows the dog home and watches the dog ring the doorbell. When the owner comes to the door the owner takes the bags and tells the dog to stay in the front yard. Frustrated the man goes up to the owner and yells "This dog is amazing! He gets your groceries, makes sure you have the exact change, helps old ladies across the street and this is how you treat him!" The owner replies, "I know but,this is the 3rd time this week he left his keys".
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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