Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.
The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious!
And she storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, she was incredibly ticked now.
The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager said, "That's not good." and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?" and the bird said, "You know."