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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?" "What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"
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