What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
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Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes.
Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."