What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.
During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.
But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game.
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,
“Where were you during the first half?”
He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.